I know someone who can

I know someone who can

I know someone who can

cross their eyes.

I know someone who can

do an armpit fart.

I know someone who can

make their ears wiggle.

I know someone who can

run really fast like a cheetah.

I know someone who can

do some juggling soccer moves.  

I know someone who

is an acrobat

and does backflips on the grass,

and that someone is

ME!

I know someone who can

and that someone is me